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      <image:caption>Actor Tani Freiwald, right, has an angry exchange of words with talk show host Sally Jessy Raphael in 1988 as Freiwald defends why she played the part of a sex surrogate and also as a woman bored with sex on several different TV talk shows. A part-time actor, Freiwald said she decided to play the part of a sex surrogate on Raphael’s show because it was an improvisational challenge. (AP)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chicago actor Tani Freiwald is interviewed on Aug. 30, 1988, about Freiwald and fellow actor Wes Bailey pretending to be talk show guests on several national TV programs. (George Thompson/Chicago Tribune)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chicago actor Wes Bailey is interviewed on Aug. 30, 1988, about Bailey and fellow actor Tani Freiwald pretending to be talk show guests on several national TV programs. (George Thompson/Chicago Tribune)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A publicity photo for The PAP-Tarts show's actors Ben Ziola, from left, Tani Freiwald and Wes Bailey in 1990. The cabaret show was produced by Park Avenue Produce, an experimental theater troupe. (Michael Scheitler)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The play "2 Days of Living HELL With Sally Jessy Raphael" was performed at Centro Cultural Ruiz Belvis in Bucktown in 1993. The play was written by Tani Freiwald and Wes Bailey about their experience as fake talk show guests during the 1980s. (Noel Olken)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Noel Olken, from left, as talk show writer and producer Bert Dubrow, Beka as Sally Jessy Raphael and Wm. Bullion as Geraldo for the play "2 Days of Living HELL With Sally Jessy Raphael," performed at Centro Cultural Ruiz Belvis in Bucktown in 1993. The play was written by Tani Freiwald and Wes Bailey about their experience as fake talk show guests during the 1980s. (Noel Olken)</image:caption>
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